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Douchebag McDouchefuck
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"Douchebag McDouchefuck" is an Event for Yuki Yamaguchi.
Previous Event: Funeral Plans
Next Event: Pride & Joy
Locations
This Event takes place in the following locations:
- Low-Income Housing Complex - Yuki's Apartment
Synopsis
As Yumi walks into Yuki's apartment, she immediately spots Sensei, becoming angry and accusing the two of them of trying to stage some sort of intervention. After Yuki clarifies the situation, Sensei tries to take his leave, but Yuki stops him, claiming his presence would probably help coral Yumi as she seems to like him. Insulted by the insulation, but not having anything better to do, Yumi reluctantly takes a seat with the two of them, not before warning Sensei not to speak with her. With the sudden return of Yumi's incredibly hostile behavior, Sensei begins to suspect that the reset wiped Yumi of all memories of their progress.
Staring holes into him, Yumi asks the two why they're hanging out despite her multiple attempts at telling Sensei to get out of her life. Yuki bluntly tells her the two of them are friends, although his recent behavior has made her suspect something. The two girls begin to argue amongst themselves, with Sensei breaking it up by asking about the sudden improvement in their relationship. While taking the moment to poke fun at Yumi, Yuki informs him that the two began to speak a couple of months back and that Yumi's been coming around to her place for a while now, with Yuki quipping that all it took was her getting suspended. Sensei feels similarly but reassures her that she's at least back in class now due to her supposed heartfelt speech. Yumi chimes in, confused about what he's talking about, as she was let back into school due to Chika and Makoto simultaneously vouching for her. Surprised, Sensei tries to ask about their discussion on Christmas too, but when Yumi is similarly confused about that as well, he's left stumbling.
The discussion flows onto the topic of Yumi's employment efforts, with Yuki advising her to consider a job at Sara's bar. Yumi's reluctant to the idea, both due to not wanting to spend extended periods around Yuki, and also the awkward relationship between her and Sana. Yuki reminds her that intimidating people is their family's specialty and that it can't be helped, but if she were to clean up her act she might be a pretty popular bartender due to her looks. Disgusted at the idea of being objectified, and by Sensei's continued flirting with her mother, she threatens to leave. Assuring her that she's about to kick Sensei out, she asks that the two of them be allowed to step out for a moment to talk about something.
Confused about why he's being pulled outside, Sensei first suspects she wants to talk about their near kiss earlier, with Yuki quickly shooting the idea down, filing it away as a brief moment of mistaken passion. Instead, she asks Sensei to tell her about what happened between Yumi and Nodoka, as she knows he's involved somehow but can't figure out any of the details. Sense tells her that he shouldn't get involved anymore in Yumi's life by disclosing that, telling Yuki to simply pry the information out of her herself. As they say this, Imani steps out of her apartment, surprised and slightly hurt to find Sensei hanging out with someone besides her. She quickly introduces herself to Yuki before taking off, heading towards the Dive Bar to hang out with her and Sensei's friend group. Yuki tells Sensei to join her, saying she'll see him again soon.
Sensei catches up with Imani, joining her for drinks. Along the way, he wonders if perhaps the reset is the cause for the Yamaguchi family's sudden change in dynamic. Nonetheless, he realizes it's good they managed to start patching things up without involving him – but at the same time, knows he's terrified of too much changing without him.
Participating Characters
Trivia
- There is variation in the dialogue depending on the following:
- Sensei's response to Kirin during Politics! Pleasure! Ponies!
- If Sensei saw Mating Season
Event References
Backgrounds
The following background renders are used in this Event:
- yumiapt
Music Tracks
The following music tracks are used in this Event:
- recovery.mp3
Event Changelog
This Event was added in Update .30.0.
